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We Only Watched THE SUPERBOWL for the MADONNA EXTRAVAGANZA HALF-TIME SHOW.

And it was RIGHTEOUS!

MADONNA, GIVENCHY, LMFAO, CEE-LO, NICKI MINAJ, AND MIA'S CRAZY ASS (Did you catch the middle finger?! Awesome!)  OH, AND THE LCD STAGE GRAHPICS!!!

I'm surprised that my head didn't explode.

My favorite part had to be the beginning, because "Vogue" is my favorite Madonna song only second to "Like A Virgin." The whole Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra inspired entrance was something only Madonna could pull off.  Having like maybe a hundred hot dudes with muscles pulling you across a football field while wearing Spartan influenced Givenchy is inspiring. When LMFAO appeared, I expected Shufflin' Jesus to come out, but he must have had scheduling conflicts. That Jesus is always so busy. That's ok, Cee-Lo stepped in for his homeboy on "Like A Prayer." He was like the pastor I always wanted. Madonna was so enraptured by Cee-Lo's holiness that she caught the holy ghost. She's been to way too many of my peoples' churches. Nicki Minaj and MIA were there as her backup dancers (only Madonna).  Pretty much the whole thing was awesome sh!t. I felt like I watched an episode of the future Madonna Extravaganza Variety Show in like ten minutes. I doubt anyone can top this unless Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Blue Ivy perform on the moon with Kanye West, Solange, and Rihanna making guest appearances in Alexander McQueen spacesuits.

xoxo

Things We Fancy: Heel Condoms! Say What?!

Yes, we too are giggling like third graders at the thought of heel condoms, but to our delight they are real!

Check it!

Wrapping it up never looked so good!
That's fur by the way.
No giggling.

The great people at Glamfoxx may have a hit on their hands. I personally think it's effin' smart. Basically, a heel condom is less like a condom and more like a duvet for your pumps. You can take a plain stiletto and turn it into something all the other girls wish they had. Plus, they are convertible meaning that there is more than one way for them to be worn. It's like getting multiple pairs out of one shoe. Oh I forgot, these are really good for those pumps that aren't airtight. You know what I mean. You're walking and your foot keeps trying to come out. I have that problem too. Heel condoms are good for that extra security.

What didn't I think of that?!

So drag, I love this one. 

No, seriously, why didn't I come up with this? The heel condom is the freaking future! Of course, the more elaborate, the higher the price, but I haven't seen anything over $50. That is like getting another pair of shoes, but is that not what your getting anyway? Hello?! 

Here are my other favorites:

This is so summertime.

My favorite, it's so ballerina chic.

First thought: Minnie Mouse.

LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!

I smell a shoe upgrade.

xoxo

 

TOP AUDIENCES!!!!

Remember, if your country is featured on this list, SEND US photos, videos, drawings, any non-perishable items that can be sent through cyber space for WEEK OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!

1. United States (That's where we are!)


2. United Kingdom (Shoutouts to the Queen!)


3. Canada (Thanks for giving us Drake!)


4. France (Oui, oui!)


5.Italy (Bellissimo!) 


6. Germany (Thanks for Heidi Klum!) 


Remember to send your coolest stuff to lipstickandshhh@gmail.com or go to our facebook page.

Now, go and document you and your country's awesomeness and send it to us!

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Tattoo Tuesday: The Adventure Time Obsession Club.

Adventure Time! C'mon and grab your friends. Let's all go to mystic lands. Jake the dog and Finn the human. The fun that never ends...Adventure Time!

It's Finn & Jake!
I want something simple like this one.

Yes, as you all can see, I am completely obsessed with Adventure Time. All of my friends know about it, and they think I'm crazy. What do they know, right? Anyway, to commemorate my love of Finn & Jake and The Land of Ooo, I want to get a tattoo. (That rhymed!)

I see others have beaten me to it, which is a good thing. I know what to expect if I decide to make this happen. 

Here are some others I found:

Adventure Time sleeve (front).

Adventure Time sleeve (back).

Lady Rainicorn. She only speaks Korean. How cool is that?!

Hopefully by Christmas time, I will make a decision. I know this is for sure...I WILL be getting a tattoo before the month is over.

For more Adventure Time go to: Cartoon Network or Frederator.

xoxo

TWF: Man Glaze! Middle Fingers Up.

So, if you're hardcore and you know it, clap your hands. Now, whoever clapped there hands just now is not really hardcore. Every headbanger knows that clapping is for weenies, but you wanna know what's not for weenies...nail polish fool.

Thus, I bring you Man Glaze. They invented matte polish. Forget what that chick at Sephora told you. She knows nothing. However, I do like Sephora. However, they don't sell Man Glaze...what the hell, Sephora?! Anyway, Man Glaze was born in the UK back in 2007, and I just recently re-found them.
Check this bottle out. Have you seen anything so legit?! I highly doubt it.

Hot Mess aka FishDicks.
Glitter Topcoat.
Sexy name.

I know what you're thinking right now! This is majestic. If you're thinking that, I totally agree. If you're confused, someone dropped you as an infant. It's not you're fault. We still like you anyway.

Back to Man Glaze's awesomeness, not only are the names great but the label work is done by some serious heavy to the core artists like Joe Simko and Jason Atomic. Not to mention, their bio is just "middle fingers up" (their site logo, check your tabs people). Apparently, they thought up this brand while really smashfaced. Brilliant.

Here are my other favorites from Man Glaze...which is basically the whole site.

Fuggen Ugly.
Matte Grey.
Best name.

Matte Is Murder.
Matte Black.
The Original.

Mayonaise.
Matte White.
Bomb Label.

Royal Matterimoaning.
Sapphire Blue Shimmer.
Tribute to the
Royal Wedding.
Classy.

Matte-Astrophe.
Matte Topcoat.
Heart the label.

Fuck Off & Dye
aka
Blue!
Matte Pink.
Enough said.

Now, go break something. Not your nails though. Bad idea.

xoxo

Things We Fancy: Tokidoki Barbie, whoa.

Everyone is in a frenzy over Ms. Perfect getting tatted up. I saw her on the Nylon Magazine website, and personally, I love her. Barbie is one of my idols (weird right?) and now, she has more tattoos than you and I combined. Pink hair! Not to mention a kick-ass dog in a really kick-ass cactus looking costume.

My Christmas list just got upgraded.

Due out in October, I have a feeling this is going to be like Missoni for Target all over again.

xoxo

It's Tattoo Tuesday! Creepy or Cute Edition

Check this out. Don't be scared.

Bejeweled, zombie panda bear.

It's a Day of the Dead (or Dia de los Muertos in Espanol) Panda Bear. Day of the Dead is where the people of Mexico celebrate their deceased love ones. It's celebrated on November 1st and 2nd every year. I found this tattoo on the inter-web, and I'm obsessed with it. I personally think it's cute (Pandas are my favorite.) with all the filigree and jewels, but the teeth freak me out. I don't remember panda bears having vampire teeth, but I don't have the best memory in the world right now. The lips creep me out as well like this panda had an allergic reaction to bamboo or something. But still, I am oddly fascinated with this tattoo.

xoxo

abrazos y besos

Fashionista Nail Time: She Calls It Splat. I Call It Deco Disco.

As you all should know by now, I fancy myself a recreational nail artist (emphasis on recreational). When this recreational nail artist is bored, I get on Youtube and watch random nail design tutorials. Why? Mostly because I have issues, and I probably need professional help. Don't judge me.
Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, I discovered something new to do to my impractically long nails.

LOOK.



She's calls it color splat, but this looks nothing like a splat. This design is more like stained glass or art deco.

Now, here is my version.

My version. Ignore the cleaning products in the background.

Wallpaper background. Ha!

Personally, I like mine better. Not because of my outrageously high self-esteem, but because mine are more linear (you know straight). Hers was curved which is nice for square nails, but I have sharp rounds and the length that extends from the skin is longer so I did more than half like two-thirds. I also did not use acrylic paint because I have way too many colors to go buy some finger-paint. I didn't do the extra dots either. Don't need it. I did do the glitter base coat though, even if you can barely see it.

Overall, this is pretty easy but time consuming, so if you're sitting on your ass not doing anything like me, you should try it and send me photos.

xoxo

Munchie Meals: Mac 'N Cheese Croquettes

Everyone knows I love cheese.
Like seriously, I will bite you/stab you with a fork if you touch anything cheese related on my plate.
Especially my Mac 'n Cheese Croquettes.
I will bust a cap in your ass over one of these. It's a fried piece of heavenly heart attack. It is Mac 'n Cheese "to-go." You don't need a plate especially if you don't have manners. It's the best invention since ramen noodles.
Why?!
First, it's FRIED MAC 'N CHEESE! Hello! Second, it's super easy to make. It's so easy that you can get creative or fancy with it and add some truffles like this version...

Oprah's eating one of these right now.

Here's the recipe. Now, go make me some with truffles and gold flakes.

xoxo

MuSICK: Robyn

Just when I think music has gotten boring, Robyn shows up and does something cool.

This Swedish firecracker just never ceases to amaze. This chick will dance to ANYTHING! The latest track is no exception. Call Your Girlfriend has been stuck in my head for the past 24 hours. The song is dance music at its finest. (The lyrics are deep too.) Plus, you get to watch Robyn do every dance known to Swedish mankind. (The Electric Slide included) There is even one moment where she humps the floor. How righteous is that!

So, prepare to be hypnotized by Robyn's awesomeness...

(Did she not just blow your mind?)

xoxo