Monday, February 27, 2012


(I want to be reincarnated as this pig, right here.)

Just when you think Miss Piggy can't possibly top herself, she does, and then we feel like assholes for ever doubting her puppet genius. She's wearing a stunning Zac Posen creation and enough bling to contact Liz Taylor from beyond the grave. Her hair is flawless, as always, and those lashes would make any drag stupid jealous.

Oh yeah, and Kermit was there too.


Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Mardi Gras 2012!!! #Cheers

Happy Fat Tuesday people!! We are celebrating this awesome Mardi Gras the old fashioned way, saying #Cheers!! Me & my bestie @MzJadeB came up with these delicious recipes inspired from a previous L&S post. We decided to do a picture recipe because.....we're just that cool. Anywho drink responsibly (21&+), be safe, & #PARTY!!!

As you can see from the photos, we mixed Orange Powerade wth Smirnoff's Fluffed Marhmallow flavored vodka to get what we call a Orange Creamsicle, or mix the vodka with cream soda to get what we call a Marshmallow Float. Thank me l8r! #Mwah p.s. Shout out to MM Productions for my awesome Mardi Gras 2012 pics (top of post)!!

Saturday, February 18, 2012

TWF: Boaz Kashi Nugget Rings

I just discovered them today. Think luxury meets serious geology.

(Moon crater bling, right?)

Looks like they pretty much drilled a hole in a fancy rock and dolled it up with some diamonds and gold. I'm impressed. The make reminds of genres like Post-Impressionism (giggle, giggle) and Cubism in a sense that "normal" people see it and think, "That's dumb. I could've done that." The point is that anyone could take a rock, drill a hole in it and call it fine jewelry, but Boaz Kashi thought of it first. So, haha, losers. This could've been your sh!t getting blogged about right now.

Anyway, I bet these rings are heavy. I mean...imagine how buff your ring finger would be after wearing one of these. All your other fingers will think it's on steroids like Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be. Yeah, I just totally went there.

(Black tourmaline with 24kt gold and diamonds. This is the most beautiful weapon ever.)

After I rob a bank and take about $20,000 (I'm so modest), I'm going to buy two nugget rings for $7850 each, whoa.  However, I'll still have enough left over to "make it rain."


Friday, February 17, 2012

CTTFW: Chard-tini

I know what your thinking! TF is a Chard-tini? A Chardonnay Martini? Ding Ding Ding!! lol It's Mardi Gras weekend btw so the partying has only just begun! Stay tuned for more recipes & pics of us from all the fun!! Drink Responsibly!!
Bought to you

Drink Recipe Ingredients:
.75 oz. Ciroc Vodka (25 oz. per bottle)
.75 oz. Sterling Vineyards Chardonnay
.25 oz. peach schnapps
1 oz. lemon-lime soda
1 slice(s) lemon
1 slice(s) lime(s)

Drink Recipe Preparation:
Add Sterling Vineyards Chardonnay, Cîroc Vodka and peach schnapps.
Shake with ice and strain into a pre-chilled wine glass.
Top with lemon-lime soda.
Garnish with lime and lemon slice.

Thursday, February 16, 2012


You've Gotta Be Kitten Me Bootie
(Jeffrey Campbell is a funny little genius.)

Jeffrey Campbell shoes are like Jordans to fashionistas everywhere. We all want a pair, but only few are fast enough to get them before they sell out. Case in point: the Tardy boot in cat tapestry. I hate that I don't own this shoe. Hell, I don't even like cats. I'm a dog person (There is a dog tapestry Lita.), but this boot is sooo righteous. Only a real, fashion forward being such as myself would even have the gall to wear these. However, they are sold out everywhere probably just collecting dust in some retard's closet. :(

I need this boot in my life. So, go sell your pair on eBay. Size 81/2 or 9, like new, no scuffs. We don't play that "worn look" business.


Wednesday, February 15, 2012


(Man yumminess...)

If you're not a die-hard fashionista (like myself) or follow the House of Versace, then you ladies probably don't know who this man candy is. However, if you're not familiar with the last name Brando, then you should feel really, really dumb. Marlon Brando? The Godfather, HELLO?!

Anyway, this is Tuki Brando, Marlon Brando's grandson. Isn't he hot as hell? He's Tahitian. Ooh, fancy. He's also a model/medical student. He's so good looking. It sickens me.


He modeled for Versace a few campaigns ago.

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(I miss the blonde hair. Sadface.)


Tuesday, February 14, 2012


It's like a Google doodle for your skin.

This tattoo signifies the lengths we will go to make you happy...
because we LOVE YOU...HARD!

Happy Valentines Day, Kids. 
Love one another (a tad bit less intense than we love you),
and protect yourselves. You know what I mean. 


Monday, February 13, 2012

Nicki Minaj...I mean, Roman Zolanski's Grammy Performance...I mean, exorcism.

(Yes, this is the bootlegged version. Watch it while you can.)

Ever since Stupid Hoe came out, everyone has been pitchfork and torching Ms. Minaj. Why? I dunno. I would like to think boredom has something to do with it since Gaga is on a little break. I personally like Stupid Hoe. It kind of reminded me of the Beam Me Up Scotty days. (If you don't know what Beam Me Up Scotty pertains to, you were never a real Minaj fan anyway.)

Then Roman Holiday came along....

That's the song that was performed above at the Grammys last night. The performance was pretty awesome. Most people (for lack of a better word) hated it, but I'm sure if Gaga was up there instead, they would've hailed it as the best Grammy performance ever. Don't get me wrong. I LOVE GAGA, but Gaga is not a rapper. Nicki Minaj is. She is also female, and female rappers don't usually get the applause they deserve. Ms. Minaj out-raps most male rappers out right now, and I firmly stand by that. She's not a gimmick or record company concoction. I genuinely think she's crazy, and I love her for it. Although, I am still on the fence about the song Roman Holiday, I really liked the performance. She is an entertainer, and I was definitely entertained. I think that this year Nicki Minaj is back, and I mean that in a pre-Pink Friday way. Stupid Hoe has mixtape hustle quality and I say that with love because mixtapes are where you really see who has skills.

So, throw shade all you want, but I bet you still watch the videos and buy the album, because fan or not, we're fascinated because we all know that there is a little Roman in all of us....

(Watch the Stupid Hoe Video.)


Thursday, February 9, 2012

muSICK! Ni**as In Paris Finally Has Visual Interpretation!

FINALLY! I mean...for a second I thought they had abandoned me.

(Note: If you don't want to seize up, don't watch it. Just listen to the song like we've all been doing for the past six months.)

Gucci, right? Gucci means good now thanks to Mr. West. Notice how he's rocking some sort of Pharaoh/King Arthur skirt joint. (Dare to be different. I get it.) Then, you have a sold out concert full of models, just models.  

Love it.

P.S. No Illuminati comments. We don't care about that sh!t.  


Monday, February 6, 2012


And it was RIGHTEOUS!


I'm surprised that my head didn't explode.

My favorite part had to be the beginning, because "Vogue" is my favorite Madonna song only second to "Like A Virgin." The whole Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra inspired entrance was something only Madonna could pull off.  Having like maybe a hundred hot dudes with muscles pulling you across a football field while wearing Spartan influenced Givenchy is inspiring. When LMFAO appeared, I expected Shufflin' Jesus to come out, but he must have had scheduling conflicts. That Jesus is always so busy. That's ok, Cee-Lo stepped in for his homeboy on "Like A Prayer." He was like the pastor I always wanted. Madonna was so enraptured by Cee-Lo's holiness that she caught the holy ghost. She's been to way too many of my peoples' churches. Nicki Minaj and MIA were there as her backup dancers (only Madonna).  Pretty much the whole thing was awesome sh!t. I felt like I watched an episode of the future Madonna Extravaganza Variety Show in like ten minutes. I doubt anyone can top this unless Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Blue Ivy perform on the moon with Kanye West, Solange, and Rihanna making guest appearances in Alexander McQueen spacesuits.


Friday, February 3, 2012

CTTFW: Fluffed Cocoa

Ok so maybe it's not EXACTLY a cold winter this year but lets face it, we all LOVE cocoa!! And what better to flavor your cocoa with my dear? You guessed it! Marshmallow flavored VODKA! I'd first like to thank for this awesome recipe! Then i'd to thank google for this opportunity to share this recipe with YOU guys!!! #SALUTE *sips cocoa

Drink Recipe Ingredients:
1 oz. Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow Flavored Vodka (25 oz. per bottle)
10 oz. hot water
1 Hot Cocoa Mix

Drink Recipe Preparation:
Mix ingredients together in a coffee mug.
Garnish with marshmellows and grated nutmeg.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

TWF: HEADGEAR (And we ain't talking about braces...)

Headpieces are the new Headbands.

We need two of these.

Headbands are back despite Blair Waldorf's departure from her signature accessory. Not that we're judging Miss Waldorf, wait...yes we are. Headgear is righteous. You don't just abandon your headbands like that. How could you, Blair? How could you...

Anyway, despite the awesomeness of that headpiece above (featured in Exhibition Magazine), I was thinking of some more...reasonable wear. You that ladies won't get clipped at the threshold.

Check the one I loved at Urbanoutfitters:

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Queen of the Nile meets boho chic.

It's about making a statement. With your head. Look at this one from Free People...

Daisy Chain Headpiece
Love this.

Here's one from Nasty Gal Vintage that is also very SOLD OUT (hint, hint...restock)!

Seriously, restock this headband, ASAP. 

A studded one from Topshop (because I couldn't find a great one of the Givenchy version...)

I would rock this so hard. You don't even know. 

I have to get back on my headgear game.