TWF: Man Glaze! Middle Fingers Up.

So, if you're hardcore and you know it, clap your hands. Now, whoever clapped there hands just now is not really hardcore. Every headbanger knows that clapping is for weenies, but you wanna know what's not for weenies...nail polish fool.

Thus, I bring you Man Glaze. They invented matte polish. Forget what that chick at Sephora told you. She knows nothing. However, I do like Sephora. However, they don't sell Man Glaze...what the hell, Sephora?! Anyway, Man Glaze was born in the UK back in 2007, and I just recently re-found them.
Check this bottle out. Have you seen anything so legit?! I highly doubt it.

Hot Mess aka FishDicks.
Glitter Topcoat.
Sexy name.

I know what you're thinking right now! This is majestic. If you're thinking that, I totally agree. If you're confused, someone dropped you as an infant. It's not you're fault. We still like you anyway.

Back to Man Glaze's awesomeness, not only are the names great but the label work is done by some serious heavy to the core artists like Joe Simko and Jason Atomic. Not to mention, their bio is just "middle fingers up" (their site logo, check your tabs people). Apparently, they thought up this brand while really smashfaced. Brilliant.

Here are my other favorites from Man Glaze...which is basically the whole site.

Fuggen Ugly.
Matte Grey.
Best name.

Matte Is Murder.
Matte Black.
The Original.

Mayonaise.
Matte White.
Bomb Label.

Royal Matterimoaning.
Sapphire Blue Shimmer.
Tribute to the
Royal Wedding.
Classy.

Matte-Astrophe.
Matte Topcoat.
Heart the label.

Fuck Off & Dye
aka
Blue!
Matte Pink.
Enough said.

Now, go break something. Not your nails though. Bad idea.

xoxo

Fashionista Nail Time Presents: Stiletto Nails Pt. Deux

So, I finally went and got my nails done today, and I did it! I got my version of stiletto nails. I just said "sharp round," and my nail guy knew what I meant.

Check my cellphone photography.

Classic gray to complement my ultra femme nails.

I love them. I didn't get them sharp because I have a job.
I can't wait until they get a little longer.

xoxo

Fashionista Nail Time Presents: The Stiletto (Very Sharp)

Stiletto Nails, expo style. I have a job. I can't risk breaking nails like these. 

Stiletto nails are exactly what you're thinking, sharp-ass acrylics that could be used for, but not limited to, stabbing. Trust me, the crazy long ones will disturb you. I'm being tasteful today.
Anyway, stiletto nails are hot right now, and I want a pair, not that sharp though. I'd never be able to pick up anything ever again. However, the pointed round version aka "the functional version" is more suitable for a girl on the go like moi.
See here...

Ooh, Look! Famous people wear them.

 The pointed round version is more realistic. I could totally rock this. Duh, I'm the nail junkie. This look is very feminine and very vixen. I think retro, catwoman, cabaret hotness. They look great in any color and design. However, natural nails can't withstand the sharpness of the angle. The nail can become easily breakable, which is why I would prefer getting this done with artificial nails or at least an overlay for reinforcement.

Best of the Regular People's Stiletto...

Leopard Print. Nice.

Pucci Design. Savvy.

Piercings...ok, sure, I'll go with that.

Classic Gray and the watch ring is heaven.

My nails are almost rounds, so I think pretty soon I'll be able to pull this look off.
Fingers crossed.

xoxo

Fashionista Nail Time Presents: Passion Fruit Scented Nail Polish

While I was sobering up in New Orleans by shopping (better than coffee and aspirin together), I also bought some passion fruit scented polish from Forever 21(duh, it's like the Wal-Mart of fashion). It's not my first scented one. (I have pina colada also.)
Scented polish is nothing new. For the remedial, it's nail paint that makes your fingers smell like food and stuff. I love it. It gives me something to do when I have nothing better to do but sniff my nails.

This is what I bought.
Passion Fruit Scented Polish.
Only $2.80 @ Forever 21.

My nails.
In smell-o-vision.
Just kidding...
That doesn't exist.
Check my glitter pinky.

It's like a dark purple shimmer.

It smells more like Juicy Fruit than passion fruit.  Hell, I love Juicy Fruit. So, it's a win-win. 

xoxo

Fashionista's First Water Marble

I was bored and decided to look up some new (to me) nail designs to try and found this...

Ok so, first of all, she makes this look way easier than it actually is. It's not difficult, but if you're ADD, then this is not for you. You will mess your hands all the way up, but if you follow directions, it will be the dopest manicure you've ever gotten without rhinestones. I love mine.

Check it...

                                               

 (My version of water marbling. Not bad, huh?)

P.S. Check the razor in the background, classy.

xoxo

Get Nailed.

Nails are this year's "toy dog in expensive bag." Everyone from Lady Gaga to your grandma is rocking hot nail designs. I was doing it before everyone else, but it's not about me right now. It's about the nails. 

So what's hot this summer? Half Moons, Reds, and GOLD! (like real gold not yellow)

See here:

Half-Moon Nails from Ruffian Spring/Summer runway

Red Nails From Valentino Spring/Summer runway

Gold Foil Nails 

I've tried all these and you really can't go wrong. 

xoxo