TOP AUDIENCES!!!!

Remember, if your country is featured on this list, SEND US photos, videos, drawings, any non-perishable items that can be sent through cyber space for WEEK OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!

1. United States (That's where we are!)


2. United Kingdom (Shoutouts to the Queen!)


3. Canada (Thanks for giving us Drake!)


4. France (Oui, oui!)


5.Italy (Bellissimo!) 


6. Germany (Thanks for Heidi Klum!) 


Remember to send your coolest stuff to lipstickandshhh@gmail.com or go to our facebook page.

Now, go and document you and your country's awesomeness and send it to us!

xoxo

CTTFW: THE JADE COCKTAIL

Let's cheers to the freaking weekend! 

The Jade Cocktail.
Just like our birthday girl,
is simple and sweet,
then kicks you in the face with it's
awesomeness.

On the 26th, JADE B., our resident fly girl and "red hair don't care," will be celebrating her 22nd birthday. 

That's her down there...

In honor of the glorious occasion (which will be similar to The Hangover, I'm sure), I found this lovely cocktail. It's classy and sweet, but with that mix of rum and mint liqueur, it's sure to pack a little punch just like Jade (the girl, not the drink). 

THE JADE COCKTAIL

8 Parts Rum

2 Parts Lime Juice

1 Part Green Mint Liqueur

1 Part Triple Sec

Fill shaker with ice cubes. Add ingredients. Shake and strain into a martini glass.

Boom! Your in the process of getting birthday wasted. 

Recipe and photo courtesy of Absolut.

xoxo

OUR FIRST ANNUAL WEEK OF RIGHTEOUSNESS...COMING SOON!

So, Ajia Z. and I have been in talks of doing something for our readers where we not only show you guys how much we appreciate your support and enthusiasm for our CRAZY, but also to celebrate LIPSTICK & SH!T's Anniversary! (It's been six whole months, you guys.)

This what we came up with:

The elusive ape-dog.

We were going give ape-dog puppies away as gifts, but they don't really exist. So, we had to use our not as elaborate, but still pretty effin' awesome backup plan. For the whole week before Christmas we will be incorporating things we fancy about our top six audiences into our posts for the week. Now, audiences are numbers we check every week to see which countries are reading our blog the most. We'll post our top six audiences on Saturday, and if you see your home-country on our list, start sending in pics, videos, poems, suggestions, whatever you think is cool about you and your country.

You guys can send us things one of two ways:

1. Via email at lipstickandshhh@gmail.com

2. Post on our Facebook Page. Click here to go there now. 

In a few weeks, you may just see yourself on our blog.

Thank you guys for being awesome!

xoxo

THINGS WE FANCY: DR. MARTENS GRACE

It's Grace, with her style and...umm...grace.

I know what you're thinking. It looks like some put ribbon in a boys' boot. 

That's the joy of Dr. Martens Grace. 

Remember when I wrote about NYC style and used this boot as an example for Dr. Martens, well...I've been obsessed ever since. I have to have this boot. 

Patent leather + Polka dot ribbon = Righteousness.

It's like hardcore meets girly, which is the framework of my style. I like to mix tough things like spike details with soft things like lace or Peter Pan collars. This boot would be great with a cute little cream chiffon dress, or really casual with like an oversized sweater and leggings. See, I already have my outfits planned out. 

If I were wearing these, this lovely image is what I'd see.

xoxo

GUY YOU WANNA HUMP: Chord Overstreet aka Trouty Mouth

Look at him with those hot ass Malcaulay lips.

So, Chord Overstreet returned to Glee last night. Of course, we all knew this ahead of time, but we were nonetheless happy to see his fine ass on the television half naked as usual.

Back to last night, they found Sam Evans aka Trouty Mouth aka Chord Overstreet stripping like a Chippendale, or as a friend of mine would call it, "Workin' and Twerkin'." If only he were a Chippendale for real, goodness...

Trouty Mouth has a banging body.

Anyway, he came back to Glee last night giving the crew a much needed boost, and of course, now he wants to get back with resident Aretha Franklin re-incarnation, Mercedes Jones (Amber Riley). I was like WHOA! Trouty Mouth has a thing for ebony, honey! I knew that after Santana (Naya Rivera), his character had no choice but to go for the chocolate, and thick chocolate nonetheless. I love it. It gives me hope that I'll have those voluptuous lips all over me one day. I mean, I can't really sing, but I'm a snappy dresser, and I'm cute. That's all I need.

See more Chord Overstreet:

Push-ups in shades. That's how you get those abs, boys.

Goodness...

Photos courtesy of Just Jared.

xoxo

Tattoo Tuesday: The Adventure Time Obsession Club.

Adventure Time! C'mon and grab your friends. Let's all go to mystic lands. Jake the dog and Finn the human. The fun that never ends...Adventure Time!

It's Finn & Jake!
I want something simple like this one.

Yes, as you all can see, I am completely obsessed with Adventure Time. All of my friends know about it, and they think I'm crazy. What do they know, right? Anyway, to commemorate my love of Finn & Jake and The Land of Ooo, I want to get a tattoo. (That rhymed!)

I see others have beaten me to it, which is a good thing. I know what to expect if I decide to make this happen. 

Here are some others I found:

Adventure Time sleeve (front).

Adventure Time sleeve (back).

Lady Rainicorn. She only speaks Korean. How cool is that?!

Hopefully by Christmas time, I will make a decision. I know this is for sure...I WILL be getting a tattoo before the month is over.

For more Adventure Time go to: Cartoon Network or Frederator.

xoxo

Holy Sh*t! The Nicki Minaj Barbie is HERE!!!

... and we are clearly super effin' excited about it!

She's so majesticial (a word I made up that combines
majestic and magical)!!!

Look at her (above), isn't she like the spitting image of Ms. Minaj herself (below)?!

The real Ms. Minaj on the Pink Friday cover.

Pink Wig? Check.

Winning Smile? Check.

Outfit from the Pink Friday Cover? Check.

Signature Barbie Necklace? Of course.

We're going to call her Mini Minaj, and she's the only one in existence...for now. (Mattel, you're not fooling me one bit.) Mini Minaj will be auctioned off by Mattel on CharityBuzz.com starting December 7 and lasting until the 19th. The proceeds from the auction will go to Project Angel Food, which provides food for HIV/AIDS victims.

Now, if I've learned anything from eBay, it's always good to wait until the last minute and place your bid because there's always that one person who has like wizard powers that keeps outbidding you every time. 

The bidding for Mini Minaj starts at $1,000, and I'm thinking if Me, Ajia Z, and you guys put some money together, we can all share her until a huge fight breaks out over who gets her first. 

Good luck bidding.

Photo courtesy of Mattel.

xoxo