Guy ya wanna 'Hump' (but can't) Day Wednesday: Maja

Yes I went there!! lol Why can't you hump him you ask?? Because he's allll MINE!!! lol But he made it to this post because girls like guys with skills and the brotha has more talent than Appollo! Check out his latest song "Rat-Na" #CertifiedClunBanga




LISTEN UUUUP!!!! This is another FULLTIMEHUSTLA production!! This beat & song are both MAJA made! He raps, produces, and just for me he sings!!!! What a man!!! =) Follow him on Twiiter by clicking MAJA, "LIKE" his fb fan page by clicking MAJA FB and get more MAJA by following this YouTube link.

On the 3rd day of RIGHTEOUSNESS my true love gave to me...

HOT CANADIAN ACTOR MARC-ANDRE GRONDIN (Goodness...)

Ryan Gosling who?

I was going to pick Hayden Christensen, and then this sweet piece of half French Canadian, half Mexican man candy showed up. He's majesticial, eh?

That sexy ruggedness in a suit = Yum! 

According to Wikipedia (what a great source), he's from Montreal, and his breakout role was back in 2005 in a movie called C.R.A.Z.Y. It's pretty good, but it's in French. The only French I know is the bridge from the song "Psycho Killer" by The Talking Heads. Don't judge me, Canadian readers. French is hard.

Anyway, Marc-Andre has this whole hipster chic look going on with the whole conquistador 'stache and jawline mini-beard. Don't get me started on the "just rolled out of bed" luscious hair and THE EYES! OMG! I'm pretty sure I'm hypnotized. It's like one minute he's a disheveled sexy mess...

He'd make a yummy drunk. 

...the next his all polished, but still manly as hell.

I die over this look. He's so stylish.

Just when I think Canada can't get anymore awesome (Drake and Ryan Gosling, hello?!), you show me Marc-Andre Grondin. Way to go, Canada!
I would totally smash that.

xoxo

 

HUMP DAY: Javier Fernandez (Yes, he's a figure skater.)

That's him! Isn't he like a prince charming?

This is Javier Fernandez. He's a figure skater (don't judge), and he's FREAKING HOT! He's so freaking hot that we may have to start watching this whole figure skating business. I mean...I can't lie...I used to think figure skating was LAME, but now, I sincerely take it back. Figure skating is AWESOME! Just as long as Javier Fernandez is on the ice, I'm watching it!

Look at those cheeks!
I'm not talking about the ones on his face. 

xoxo

GUY YOU WANNA HUMP: Chord Overstreet aka Trouty Mouth

Look at him with those hot ass Malcaulay lips.

So, Chord Overstreet returned to Glee last night. Of course, we all knew this ahead of time, but we were nonetheless happy to see his fine ass on the television half naked as usual.

Back to last night, they found Sam Evans aka Trouty Mouth aka Chord Overstreet stripping like a Chippendale, or as a friend of mine would call it, "Workin' and Twerkin'." If only he were a Chippendale for real, goodness...

Trouty Mouth has a banging body.

Anyway, he came back to Glee last night giving the crew a much needed boost, and of course, now he wants to get back with resident Aretha Franklin re-incarnation, Mercedes Jones (Amber Riley). I was like WHOA! Trouty Mouth has a thing for ebony, honey! I knew that after Santana (Naya Rivera), his character had no choice but to go for the chocolate, and thick chocolate nonetheless. I love it. It gives me hope that I'll have those voluptuous lips all over me one day. I mean, I can't really sing, but I'm a snappy dresser, and I'm cute. That's all I need.

See more Chord Overstreet:

Push-ups in shades. That's how you get those abs, boys.

Goodness...

Photos courtesy of Just Jared.

xoxo