Guy ya wanna 'Hump' Day Wednesday: Soprano

Okay, so I know what you're thinking, "Who is Soprano?? He looks like an average guy, what's so hot about him". Now listen:




Did you hear when he said "Chreeestafuur"?? OMG!! His voice (mainly the french accent) makes me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of July! Sheeeesh! And if you can read fast enough (and/or replay the video over & over) you can see that his words actually have meaning. One sentence to some it up, girls like guys with SKILLS! BET's 2011 Hip-Hop Awards aired last night & the 'Cypher' is when I discovered this beautiful voice. :) To think I had previously thought great fashion & French fries were the only gifts from France. Keep spitn' Soprano, we are ALL ears!! For more Soprano follow him on Twitter here>>>> SOPRANO. Have a great & safe #HumpDay from Lipstick & Shhh...

It's Tattoo Tuesday! Whoa!

We're back! You know you missed us. Of course we have a special treat for you.

Look what Ajia Z. found...

Nothing against big girls (I'm not skinny by a long shot), but c'mon?!

Great tattoo bad execution. I hope she never bends over in those jeans.

xoxo

MuSICK: Beyoncé - Countdown

WHOOOOOA MAMA!! This video makes me sooo happy! First of all I LOVE BEYONCE! Secondly I love the entire '4' album. Last but not least I LOVE THE BABY BUMP! Bey is already fierce but shooting videos & performances while carrying a child...PRICELESS!! She shows that girls really do run the world! Women are so amazing & Bey represents us very well. Enjoy! =)

TWF: Man Glaze! Middle Fingers Up.

So, if you're hardcore and you know it, clap your hands. Now, whoever clapped there hands just now is not really hardcore. Every headbanger knows that clapping is for weenies, but you wanna know what's not for weenies...nail polish fool.

Thus, I bring you Man Glaze. They invented matte polish. Forget what that chick at Sephora told you. She knows nothing. However, I do like Sephora. However, they don't sell Man Glaze...what the hell, Sephora?! Anyway, Man Glaze was born in the UK back in 2007, and I just recently re-found them.
Check this bottle out. Have you seen anything so legit?! I highly doubt it.

Hot Mess aka FishDicks.
Glitter Topcoat.
Sexy name.

I know what you're thinking right now! This is majestic. If you're thinking that, I totally agree. If you're confused, someone dropped you as an infant. It's not you're fault. We still like you anyway.

Back to Man Glaze's awesomeness, not only are the names great but the label work is done by some serious heavy to the core artists like Joe Simko and Jason Atomic. Not to mention, their bio is just "middle fingers up" (their site logo, check your tabs people). Apparently, they thought up this brand while really smashfaced. Brilliant.

Here are my other favorites from Man Glaze...which is basically the whole site.

Fuggen Ugly.
Matte Grey.
Best name.

Matte Is Murder.
Matte Black.
The Original.

Mayonaise.
Matte White.
Bomb Label.

Royal Matterimoaning.
Sapphire Blue Shimmer.
Tribute to the
Royal Wedding.
Classy.

Matte-Astrophe.
Matte Topcoat.
Heart the label.

Fuck Off & Dye
aka
Blue!
Matte Pink.
Enough said.

Now, go break something. Not your nails though. Bad idea.

xoxo

Random Shoe Photo UPDATE!

Remember these monsters...

Aww yeah...It's Chiquita Spike, yeah.

Well, I'll be damned if Jasmine at By Jasmine Williams, her awesome blog, didn't go and do some research, like the genius she is, and she found the creator of these hot mess masterpieces. She sent me a link from StylePantry. I read it, clicked on their website link and discovered the hardcore mess of joy that is Gasoline Glamour . 

OMG! is all I can really say right now. I am just blown away by what these crazies are doing. By the way, the bio on their website is haiku meets death metal. I love it. 

Here's some more of their work...and you thought Chiquita was out there...

Mad Unicorn

Warlord

Peacock

Candy Land

I know your mind is blown. So, I'm going to wait until next week to post the jewelry. 

xoxo

MuSICK: Future-Say Yea ft Hypnotize & Pikasso

I LOVE this song! 'Say Yea' by Future ft. Hypnotize & Pikasso (C.E.O. of FULLTIME HUSTLA ENT) is a certified BANGER!! I cannot wait until this song is in clubs everywhere! It will be the blame for an unforgettable night! Just listen...you will enjoy every second of it from the beginning to the end. #CERTIFIEDMuSICK It'll have ya sayin' dddamn! lol S/O to Mobile AL. A town full of underrated artists. Salute. Keep grindin'. (Click Future or Pikasso to follow them on twitter) (Click Future or Pikasso here to see more of them on YouTube)

Random Shoe Photo...Who Makes These?!

I know right.

Found these in some Facebook spam, but now I want to know who makes these and where I can buy them. They are a drag queen's dream. I'm pretty sure I was a drag queen in my former life.  

The Facebook Spam led me nowhere. 

Stupid Facebook spam.

xoxo