Today's word is chode (cho-duh).
A noun for a male that is not quite a douchebag, but worse than an asshole. A chode is a douchebag or freeloader in training, depending on if you feed him or not. Note: DO NOT FEED THE CHODE!
HE WILL NEVER LEAVE!
Ex. "That guy said he'd buy me a drink, and he brought me back a water that he drank out of. He's such a chode."