Tuesday, January 3, 2012

If Disney Princesses were real people, they'd be way hotter.

So, I'm waiting to post Tattoo Tuesday because on Thursday, I plan on getting my first tattoo of the New Year. (It's a tradition of mine.) So, come back Thursday for that.

Anyway, I was searching the internet for interesting aka weird sh!t and stumbled upon this gem.

What Disney Princesses would look like if they were real people...

I thought to myself:  Is this like how Barbie would look like if she were real? Because, that really crushed my soul to see that Barbie would actually look like a deformed porn star. However, you never judge a title by it's words...if that makes any sense. Anyway, I was not expecting this...

That's Jasmine from Aladdin. Dead serious.
If she were real, Kim Kardashian would be
married to Ray J right now.  

HOLY CRAP-OLA, RIGHT?! Apparently, this guy named Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen designed these. I've never met him, but I think he's a genius. I heard that he did research by using the faces of real women to help construct the "real" Disney Princesses. That's called dedication to something that's really unimportant as far as society goes. However, this is LIPSTICK & SH!T.  For us, this is life changing. This brings us one step closer to the live-action adaption of these Princess movies! Hello?! This is brilliant.

Here are all the other Princesses:



Who looks a little like Taylor Swift...

Who's not a princess, but looks awesome!



Someone call Dakota Fanning now!

Aurora aka Sleeping Beauty.
Looking like a supermodel circa Cindy Crawford.

Snow White.

Who looks suspiciously like Anika Noni Rose...
the actress who voiced her in the movie.
Just saying... 


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