So, in spirit of what could have been, I have these really awesome tattoos of Robert De Niro on other people's bodies. They're his biggest fans obviously.
|De Niro in Heat. Great Film, BTW.|
|De Niro in Taxi Driver. Classic.|
Done by Mike Devries
|De Niro by Cecil Porter.|
It could be from Goodfellas or
Godfather. It could go either way.
Maybe if my friend had a De Niro tattoo, De Niro would have made the sales guy drop a deuce in his pants, or at the least, bought her a scone.
Just a thought.