Thursday, September 22, 2011

And Boyfriend Season Begins....

Now that bikinis and summer flings are out and high-waist jeans with man-candy are in, thus begins the quest for love and companionship otherwise known as BOYFRIEND SEASON.

Women outnumber men.
 (Google that.)
How ruthless you gotta be girl?

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. Every heterosexual femme at least internally knows about the boo'ed up solstice, the relationship status equinox, Boyfriend Season. Colder weather equals less free love, aka flings,'s too cold for that nonsense. People have jobs and school now. Summer is over. So, what do you do? You want to actually go places besides the beach and the club like...I don't know...a restaurant that has legit plates and the movies to see those last installments of Twilight. The big holidays are coming up (Thanksgiving, Christmakwanahanzakah, New Year's, and the uber-competitive Valentine's Day). One must find a mate by Halloween or risk loneliness for the rest of the year.

Boyfriend season is to insure that you have a consistent date to all these holiday events and someone to receive gifts from that you can brag about to your friends. Good looking men are scarce, and boyfriend season can be highly competitive. To increase your chances of finding a mate by Halloween, I suggest you go to as many parties and sporting events as possible. Boost that self-esteem and talk to that guy that works at that Abercrombie in mall. Get to know the guy that sits next to you in chemistry, or the dude your always bumping into in the laundry room. Because, if you don't, some other chick is going to get something really good from that guy for Christmas. So, flip that hair, bat those lashes, put on your good lip gloss and wear those jeans that make your butt look awesome. This is not a game. Like I said before, good looking guys are scarce this year.

So, don't be shy. It's Boyfriend Season.


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