If Disney Princesses were real people, they'd be way hotter.

So, I'm waiting to post Tattoo Tuesday because on Thursday, I plan on getting my first tattoo of the New Year. (It's a tradition of mine.) So, come back Thursday for that.

Anyway, I was searching the internet for interesting aka weird sh!t and stumbled upon this gem.

What Disney Princesses would look like if they were real people...

I thought to myself:  Is this like how Barbie would look like if she were real? Because, that really crushed my soul to see that Barbie would actually look like a deformed porn star. However, you never judge a title by it's words...if that makes any sense. Anyway, I was not expecting this...

That's Jasmine from Aladdin. Dead serious.
If she were real, Kim Kardashian would be
married to Ray J right now.  

HOLY CRAP-OLA, RIGHT?! Apparently, this guy named Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen designed these. I've never met him, but I think he's a genius. I heard that he did research by using the faces of real women to help construct the "real" Disney Princesses. That's called dedication to something that's really unimportant as far as society goes. However, this is LIPSTICK & SH!T.  For us, this is life changing. This brings us one step closer to the live-action adaption of these Princess movies! Hello?! This is brilliant.

Here are all the other Princesses:

Ariel.

Belle.

Cinderella.
Who looks a little like Taylor Swift...

Esmeralda.
Who's not a princess, but looks awesome!

Mulan.

Pocahontas.
Va-voom!

Rapunzel.
Someone call Dakota Fanning now!

Aurora aka Sleeping Beauty.
Looking like a supermodel circa Cindy Crawford.

Snow White.

Tiana.
Who looks suspiciously like Anika Noni Rose...
the actress who voiced her in the movie.
Just saying... 

xoxo

Holy Sh*t! The Nicki Minaj Barbie is HERE!!!

... and we are clearly super effin' excited about it!

She's so majesticial (a word I made up that combines
majestic and magical)!!!

Look at her (above), isn't she like the spitting image of Ms. Minaj herself (below)?!

The real Ms. Minaj on the Pink Friday cover.

Pink Wig? Check.

Winning Smile? Check.

Outfit from the Pink Friday Cover? Check.

Signature Barbie Necklace? Of course.

We're going to call her Mini Minaj, and she's the only one in existence...for now. (Mattel, you're not fooling me one bit.) Mini Minaj will be auctioned off by Mattel on CharityBuzz.com starting December 7 and lasting until the 19th. The proceeds from the auction will go to Project Angel Food, which provides food for HIV/AIDS victims.

Now, if I've learned anything from eBay, it's always good to wait until the last minute and place your bid because there's always that one person who has like wizard powers that keeps outbidding you every time. 

The bidding for Mini Minaj starts at $1,000, and I'm thinking if Me, Ajia Z, and you guys put some money together, we can all share her until a huge fight breaks out over who gets her first. 

Good luck bidding.

Photo courtesy of Mattel.

xoxo

Things We Fancy: Fancy Barbies

Some little girls have been taking their dollies to the next level, and making them look FIERCE (and a tad bit ghetto fab)! Why weren't my Barbies this hot back in the 90's?
I'm jealous.

They can pose?! They don't even have souls!

Chonga Barbie. Love it!

I don't know who made these masterpieces, but I know that they have a pretty kick-ass hobby.
Now, someone tell me where I can get one of these.

xoxo