LIPSTICK & SH!T: Disney

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

If Disney Princesses were real people, they'd be way hotter.

So, I'm waiting to post Tattoo Tuesday because on Thursday, I plan on getting my first tattoo of the New Year. (It's a tradition of mine.) So, come back Thursday for that.

Anyway, I was searching the internet for interesting aka weird sh!t and stumbled upon this gem.

What Disney Princesses would look like if they were real people...

I thought to myself: Is this like how Barbie would look like if she were real? Because, that really crushed my soul to see that Barbie would actually look like a deformed porn star. However, you never judge a title by it's words...if that makes any sense. Anyway, I was not expecting this...

That's Jasmine from Aladdin. Dead serious.
If she were real, Kim Kardashian would be
married to Ray J right now.

HOLY CRAP-OLA, RIGHT?! Apparently, this guy named Jirka Vinse Jonatan Vaatainen designed these. I've never met him, but I think he's a genius. I heard that he did research by using the faces of real women to help construct the "real" Disney Princesses. That's called dedication to something that's really unimportant as far as society goes. However, this is LIPSTICK & SH!T. For us, this is life changing. This brings us one step closer to the live-action adaption of these Princess movies! Hello?! This is brilliant.

Here are all the other Princesses:

Ariel.

Belle.

Cinderella.
Who looks a little like Taylor Swift...

Esmeralda.
Who's not a princess, but looks awesome!

Mulan.

Pocahontas.
Va-voom!

Rapunzel.
Someone call Dakota Fanning now!

Aurora aka Sleeping Beauty.
Looking like a supermodel circa Cindy Crawford.

Snow White.

Tiana.
Who looks suspiciously like Anika Noni Rose...
the actress who voiced her in the movie.
Just saying...

xoxo

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Minnette On The Subway

So, I'm in New York right (internship!). Me, Muchacha Sucio, and her man-friend. She tells me the story of Little Minnette. Apparently, while she waits for the J train at the Sutphin station, there's a mouse that she sings to and it comes out from it's mouse hole in the tracks (eww) and tries to get on the platform. She named her Minnette. At first, I thought she was losing her sh*t, but I saw it with my own eyes. The mouse came out when she sang. I laughed so hard because I was so freaked out by the fact that this mouse knew her voice and came out to see her. I loved it! I felt like I was in a Disney movie, and I was waiting for Minnette to start singing about living an awesome life in the subway sewage.

So what's the point of this story? It inspired this mouse themed fashion compilation. Check it out.