Jersey Shore Recap: So did they smush or not?!

Did you see Mike's face when Snooki confronted his ass? I died laughing. He was like, "Huh, where am I?"

Anyway, it's finally out there (as if it wasn't before). Snooki and Mike probably smushed. However, on last night's episode, Snooki super-denied that "lie." She freaked the f*ck out, and called Mike a psycho. But, just earlier in the episode, she was all jealous that he was calling one of the DTF twins, Brittany. He said he wouldn't be calling her if Snooki didn't have a boyfriend. Really, Mike?! Really?!

My point is...why is she so jealous if they didn't smush? Why is she so jealous, if she's "in love?" Huh? I want answers dammit. Guess I'll get them next Thursday when this whole Ronnie vs. Mike brawl goes down.

Note: Did anybody notice Snooki's new obsession with handbands???
Here's some Snooki inspired one's I found on Shopstyle.com...

Leopard flower @ Tillys.com

Flowers with mixed patterns @ Nordstrom

Polka-dot bow @ Topshop

P.S. I also learned a new word. Twinning.

xoxo

Snooki and "The Situation" Smushed, Really?!

Jersey Shore is back fools!!! My eight favorite stereotypes are in Italy confusing the sh*t out of the natives. Sorry Pope.

Anyway, this season has already started with some mess. What is with this Snooki and "Situation" hook up business?!!! Did they really smush? Really?! Then, "Situation" told Ronnie about it, and now, he and Ronnie are going to fight. Plus, "Situation" might be catching feelings for Snooki! WHAT?! I LOVE IT!

The image in my mind of that ill fated hook-up is not pretty. I rather her go for Vinny again. Oh wait...Snooki has a boyfriend!!! (shocked face)

I guess it's all about to come to a fist pumping head tonight, and I can't wait.

In the meantime, here's a behind the scenes look at the big fight.

xoxo